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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 19:49

Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
Why do Indian guys love Russian girls?
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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No way
No go.
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Just Forget it!
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
Were knights’ lances practical weapons, or were they just for sports?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...